thorsies:

summer break

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Ser la única persona que hizo la tarea que había que entregar.

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snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!


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vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr


theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

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keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time